![]() 06/09/2014 at 15:18 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
I think the mods removed your post or it was Kinja'd, but this was my reply.
*Ding dong*
Brian Silvestro answers door:
Two men in white standing at door: "Good afternoon sir, have you hear the good word about our lord and savior, Cthulhu?"
Brian Silvestro anxiously invites strangers into his home.
In the next weeks tomatoes seem to be flourishing in his garden on top of his new compost piles.....
So tell us Brian, what are your gardening secrets?
![]() 06/09/2014 at 15:20 |
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What's the context here?
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Brian posted a picture of a recall notice he received for his Mercedes-Benz. He covered up the address, but not the ZIP+4. I told him that the ZIP+4 can reveal the street he lives on, so he took the post down.
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It was in regards to him accidentally posting personal information.
![]() 06/09/2014 at 15:24 |
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Lol I saw the ZIP+4, sadly I do not have photographic memory >_<
![]() 06/09/2014 at 15:25 |
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Yeah, we're all going to his house later for a beer...he doesn't know that yet. Wanna go?
![]() 06/09/2014 at 15:27 |
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To be honest I didn't know the extra 4 digits on the zip actually did something.
I'll be expecting the converters to come shortly. I have sacrifices ready.
![]() 06/09/2014 at 15:31 |
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Yeah I'm down. I live about 2.5 hrs away I think. I actually managed to find that zip again too, it was still stored in my browser history, so that should makes things easier.
![]() 06/09/2014 at 15:32 |
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I'm in. Just a few thousand miles away.
![]() 06/09/2014 at 15:33 |
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Well, I'm in California, so I might be a bit late.. No worries just keep on e cold for me, i'll be there sooner or later.
![]() 06/09/2014 at 15:41 |
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The street? Please. I told him i got his exact address.
Good thing I'm trustworthy
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unless I did my work incorrectly (and you're still in western michigan) I won't say where because that's not cool but I would estimate at least a 13-14 hour ride yowen
![]() 06/09/2014 at 15:46 |
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I've dispatched a team of Jehovahs Witnesses to your exact location. If you wouldn't like them, you can ask them to leave with Iron Maiden.
![]() 06/09/2014 at 15:48 |
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Whoops I dont know how I got into my head that that zipcode could be 2.5 hrs from here. Must be I'm still foggy from the weekend.
Fuck it, I'm still coming for beers and then sleeping on his couch, I may look for a Tinder match to hook up with too, on his couch. :P
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Those sound worse than the Cthulhu people.
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lol
Hysterical.
In another topic (that hopefully doesn't involve a tinder hookup) come out to metro detroit next month and go to an awesome car cruise in my town, i'll be there in the Montego.
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GAHHHHHHH.
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Possibly, I've got a fairly busy summer ahead of me, as any summer in Michigan really, hahah.
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haha, WELL put July 12th on your calendar if you're still open.
Montego loudness will be occuring
![]() 06/09/2014 at 18:38 |
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Oh really? I never knew that +4 could do that! Shit, I've revealed a lot of personal info
![]() 06/09/2014 at 23:32 |
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I have a funny story about jehovahs witnesses if you want to hear it. the story is true and it is the funniest thing youll ever read
![]() 06/10/2014 at 06:30 |
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Go for it! I love stories.
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So, Im jewish and my family and I were at a friends house for sukkot. We were all eating in the sukkah when two jahovahs witnesses rang the doorbell. My friend as awesome as he is, invited them back to the sukkah. They stood in the back of the gazebo like structure with the other 10 guests and watched us say prayers. When we were done saying prayers, my mom asked them, "do you get extra points if you convert a jew on the high holidays?" and they bolted out of there so fast we couldnt tell if the left through the gate or the house.
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Hahaha, That's solid gold.
![]() 06/10/2014 at 16:28 |
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Its so funny even I sometimes cant believe its true, AND I WAS THERE